Thursday, November 6, 2008

I BOUGHT SOME OF THOSE.....

"Instantly slims you" blue jeans. Yeah, right. The only thing these jeans do is push all that flab up.
MUFFIN TOP???
I WISH!!!!
I look more like Jabba the Hut in these stupid pants. (Except not quite so green.)

I need some jeans that "instantly slim me" all the way up to my armpits. *sigh* Or, how about some "why don't you just stay home in your flannel jammies" jeans. That'd work!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hell, my regular jeans make me look like Jabba.